The Things They Carried to the Jersey Shore
McSweeney’s Internet Tendency, July 2019

Compliment Sandwich Recipes for My Fragile Ego
Slackjaw, July 2019

Prescriptions for Thy Modern Maladies From Me, A Plague Doctor
Points In Case, July 2019

Me No Want Be Adult Neanderthal
Robot Butt, March 2019

Chapter One of My Autobiography, Written in Advance to Free Up Time When I’m Extremely Busy
Points In Case, November 2018

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Points in Case, October 2018

Are We In A Kevin Bubble?
McSweeney’s Internet Tendency, May 2018

Douchebags Anonymous

A sketch I wrote and performed for Major: Undecided, a Tufts sketch group.

Senior Year Standup

Standup from senior year of college.

Tufts Banquet Speech

A banquet speech I wrote and delivered for my Tufts soccer teammates and their families at the annual year-end banquet.

NCAA Banquet Speech

A speech I wrote (delivered by my team captain) for the 2016 NCAA Final Four Banquet.

The Tufts Daily Show Archive
The archive of political satire columns I wrote for The Tufts Daily, my college newspaper.