The Things They Carried to the Jersey Shore
McSweeney’s Internet Tendency, July 2019
Compliment Sandwich Recipes for My Fragile Ego
Slackjaw, July 2019
Prescriptions for Thy Modern Maladies From Me, A Plague Doctor
Points In Case, July 2019
Me No Want Be Adult Neanderthal
Robot Butt, March 2019
Chapter One of My Autobiography, Written in Advance to Free Up Time When I’m Extremely Busy
Points In Case, November 2018
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Points in Case, October 2018
Are We In A Kevin Bubble?
McSweeney’s Internet Tendency, May 2018
The Tufts Daily Show Archive
The archive of political satire columns I wrote for The Tufts Daily, my college newspaper.