The Things They Carried to the Jersey Shore McSweeney’s Internet Tendency
Are We In A Kevin Bubble? McSweeney’s Internet Tendency
Compliment Sandwich Recipes for My Fragile Ego Slackjaw
Directions to Christopher Nolan’s Barbecue Wry Times
Prescriptions for Thy Modern Maladies From Me, A Plague Doctor Points In Case
Chapter One of My Autobiography, Written in Advance to Free Up Time When I’m Extremely Busy Points In Case
Me No Want Be Adult Neanderthal Robot Butt
[Title Blocked Until You Pledge To My Patreon] Points in Case
A sketch I wrote and performed for Major: Undecided, a Tufts sketch group.
Senior Year Standup
Standup from senior year of college.
Tufts Banquet Speech
A banquet speech I wrote and delivered for my Tufts soccer teammates and their families at the annual year-end banquet.
NCAA Banquet Speech
A speech I wrote (delivered by my team captain) for the 2016 NCAA Final Four Banquet.
The Tufts Daily Show Archive Archive of political satire columns I wrote for my college newspaper. I was pretty green, so I only recommend reading this after finishing the rest of the content on the Internet.