Essays

The Things They Carried to the Jersey Shore
McSweeney’s Internet Tendency

Are We In A Kevin Bubble?
McSweeney’s Internet Tendency

Compliment Sandwich Recipes for My Fragile Ego
Slackjaw

Directions to Christopher Nolan’s Barbecue
Wry Times

Prescriptions for Thy Modern Maladies From Me, A Plague Doctor
Points In Case

Chapter One of My Autobiography, Written in Advance to Free Up Time When I’m Extremely Busy
Points In Case

Me No Want Be Adult Neanderthal
Robot Butt

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Points in Case